i need xbox live advice about trash talking

I like to play Halo 2 alot on xbox live. I'm pretty good.. probably better than 75% of the players. Yet everyonce and a while I'll have a bad game or someone is just plain better than me. Sometimes these people are jerks and yell Noob and etc. even though it is obvious noone is a Noob. Sometimes you get people that are so bold and won't shut up about trashing you. Saying stuff like "Your a Fu**ing Fa**ot" I'm basically a quiet fella and not into getting into arguments with these kids. Okay finally the point of this thread. What are some good comebacks that will put these youngsters in their place? I never can seem to think of any on the fly.

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Originally Posted by slim150

I like to play Halo 2 alot on xbox live. I'm pretty good.. probably better than 75% of the players. Yet everyonce and a while I'll have a bad game or someone is just plain better than me. Sometimes these people are jerks and yell Noob and etc. even though it is obvious noone is a Noob. Sometimes you get people that are so bold and won't shut up about trashing you. Saying stuff like "Your a Fu**ing Fa**ot" I'm basically a quiet fella and not into getting into arguments with these kids. Okay finally the point of this thread. What are some good comebacks that will put these youngsters in their place? I never can seem to think of any on the fly.

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You could just laugh. Can you imagine, someone sitting in their living room, with an XBOX console, some potato chips, and computer parts everywhere. Typing into the xbox live "YOU FUXING FAGGOTZ". You can just think about how they have never seen a girl before, and that they are 30 and still live in their mom's house. You dont need to say anything. Or if you are really dying to tell them something. If they are so keen on using "faggot" as an insult. You could simply play dumb. And act like they are calling you a cigarette, or a pile of sticks. Or be like "what is a fuck?". Or "what is a faggot?". Or just laugh, after everything they say. You could accuse them of being homophobic too. Telling them that psychologically homophobics are thought to be homosexuals themselves, just uncomfortable to admit it. Well I hope that helped. That is what I usually do. The thing I do is the first one, and just laugh it off.

i 2nd that

I think 'no . . . you' is always a good one. I dont go on it very much but i had some little kid shouting racist remarks on there the other day so i just reported it. dont know if it worked. I supose there's no real way of policing it. dont let it worry you, one day they will forget and say something like that it the 'real world' and get there bitter medicen.

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Originally Posted by wdsfld

I think 'no . . . you' is always a good one. I dont go on it very much but i had some little kid shouting racist remarks on there the other day so i just reported it. dont know if it worked. I supose there's no real way of policing it. dont let it worry you, one day they will forget and say something like that it the 'real world' and get there bitter medicen.

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lol i hope so..

i allways mute little kids who yell :cool:

btw i play halo alot add me if u wanna play my gamertag is: Twist3r

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Originally Posted by twister

i allways mute little kids who yell :cool:

btw i play halo alot add me if u wanna play my gamertag is: Twist3r

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cool i'll add ya next time I'm on i'm D1PLOMAT

hey watch this funny video its good for u....

http://nikon.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=13086

download which ever one u can use funny stuff

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Originally Posted by slim150

I like to play Halo 2 alot on xbox live. I'm pretty good.. probably better than 75% of the players. Yet everyonce and a while I'll have a bad game or someone is just plain better than me. Sometimes these people are jerks and yell Noob and etc. even though it is obvious noone is a Noob. Sometimes you get people that are so bold and won't shut up about trashing you. Saying stuff like "Your a Fu**ing Fa**ot" I'm basically a quiet fella and not into getting into arguments with these kids. Okay finally the point of this thread. What are some good comebacks that will put these youngsters in their place? I never can seem to think of any on the fly.

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keep your calm. i find i play like a n00bl4r when i get stressed. make it your mission to pistol whip them, then when you do laugh hysterically. they'll be so pissed off they probably won't get another kill in that game

Can't you uh.... block or mute certain players? That's what I would do.

Say something like "I have nothing to say to you, because unlike you, I'm not an immature 10 year old boy who insults people online." Then block/mute them.

Don't lower yourself to their stanards.

think you meant 30 year old who sits all day and plays this game yet still lives with his mother

Your asking a forum on how to insult someone? What are you a fucking pansy :unsure:

Flower Power your thing by any chance :unsure:

Act like you're going insane in person, screaming that you're going to fuck a goat, kill your parents, and rape your sister. That will throw them off.

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

Your asking a forum on how to insult someone? What are you a fucking pansy :unsure:

Flower Power your thing by any chance :unsure:

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Whats that? I can't hear you.. it must be that I have $25,000 stuck in my ears http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t98846.html.. bitch

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Originally Posted by slim150

What are some good comebacks that will put these youngsters in their place? I never can seem to think of any on the fly.

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LOL. Dont even bother responding.

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Originally Posted by slim150

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

Your asking a forum on how to insult someone? What are you a fucking pansy :unsure:

Flower Power your thing by any chance :unsure:

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Whats that? I can't hear you.. it must be that I have $25,000 stuck in my ears http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t98846.html.. bitch

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What does money have anything to do with this :blink:

Money doesn't stop you being a fucking pussy.

Just tell them about the new cheat, start+a+up+a . I think thats it. You won't believe how many kids leave the game after that one.

:lol: kinda like that www.pwned.nl video

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

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Originally Posted by slim150

Whats that? I can't hear you.. it must be that I have $25,000 stuck in my ears http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t98846.html.. bitch

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What does money have anything to do with this :blink:

Money doesn't stop you being a fucking pussy.

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give the guy a break. he has a gambling problem and is intimidated by 11 year olds he'll never meet

why you need advice about talking trash? are you getting cursed out and owned by a 9 year old? if you need advice just buy some advice from someone.

alright im good now thanks.. the first few people gave me some good advice up until peerzy and his/her? posts came and brought this topic back up

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Originally Posted by slim150

alright im good now thanks.. the first few people gave me some good advice up until peerzy and his/her? posts came and brought this topic back up

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If you really need advice on swearing 13 year old American nerd's then you have issues :pinch: