I would prefer being roasted. The thought of being buried terrifies me. :ohmy:
Also,I have heard it's cheaper. (cremation)
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I would prefer being roasted. The thought of being buried terrifies me. :ohmy:
Also,I have heard it's cheaper. (cremation)
Peace bd
Burial
So i can come back as a zombie and watch the simpsons season 100
Cremation
it was on Mythbusters that you would only last a couple of hours inside a coffin before you die
anyway i prefer cremation, on top of a big pyre
Burial.
Poll please! :)
cremation... make sur i'm dead :fear:
or keep me in the freezer and hang me from the porch on halloween
cremation - burial is kinda freaky with the bugs eventually creepin and a crawlin and then hybernating :wacko:
however being a zombie is tempting
Burial. I'm fed up with my head going pop.:)
Is this time to resurrect the old joke? They are opening a Crematorium in Kilmarnock. But it wont make any difference to me. I'll still get my milk from Tesco.:blink:
My head for burial while my body for donation.
First I'll donate (well, have someone else donate) my organs.
The ones that actually still work (stay away from the liver! :whistling ) that is.
Then have whatever remains cremated.
How about microwaved? :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
I couldn't care less.*
* This is the correct version of I could care less. If you mean to say that you couldn't care less about something. However, If you think that there is something, possibly, in the world that you do care less about, feel free to use I could care less. Thanks.
Burial, so the future people can clown me.
We can do that now.http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/203638.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Yeah, but it wouldn't be the same :snooty:
I'm going to get made into a diamond
:01:
I couldn't give a shit.*
* Whether this is the correct version or whether I should or shouldn't give 2 or even 3 shits, I could or couldn't give a shit. If one struggles with this wording then simply get some pussy to get your mind off grammar. However, If you think that there is something, possibly, in the world that you do give 9 shits about, feel free to use whatever the fuck comes to mind since, if you could or couldn't give a shit, it doesn't fucking matter....now does it? ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!. Thanks, and fuck yo mama.
you are but an idiotQuote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Busyman doesn't care what we think yet he takes the time and trouble to precisely emulate the style in my post and takes 104 words to relate to us just how much he doesn't care.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
surely "doesn't care" actually means he does. well, by merkin logic anyway :ermm:
Merkin logic is a myth. So you're probably right :01:
Fuck, there's 104 words in my post? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
...you counted 'em? :blink:
well he didn't careQuote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
No, dickhead. I guessed :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
does that "no" mean "yes"?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Also, incase you were wondering, when I said dickhead, I actually meant quim :happy:
Oh also regarding my post. If I went through the trouble of precisely emulating the style in your post, then you'd know that the initial answer referred to Cremation Or Burial and not what you or anyone thought of whateverthefuck. :ermm: That wasn't addressed.Quote:
Originally Posted by stanker
Are you keeping up with the count of the words?
As a grammmaticalculusman you sure are fuckingstupid....and when I say you are fuckingstupid, I mean that in the best possible way that I could describe a polished turd such as yourself.
Thanks for coming out..of the closet.
So if you copied my style of posting then I'd know that you were referring to the thread title. How does that work, you could have been talking about anything. I'd never be able to tell without reading the actual words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Nice merkin logic.
Sorry, but swearing lots doesn't make something funny. In the same way that saying an apple is an orange still doesn't make it an orange.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
I'm sure that you'll understand precisely what I mean :happy:
Eh? Thanks coming out of the closet. What does that mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Grammer rules it does.
Hurry up, Busy. I'm getting bored waiting for you to reply.
I'm off to the pub at half four :dry:
Burial.
Simply thinking of those I leave behind, my personal opinion is that it matters not what happens to your body, you ain't gonna know.
But those left behind who would maybe like to visit me on my birthday or aniversary or whatever have somewhere to go where they know I have been laid to rest, not a field or ocean where I was scattered (along with bits of burnt wood and crap probably mixed up with other people and sweepings from the floor) and blown away/taken with tide.
So burial for the sake of my loved ones and those who loved me.
Jonno :cool:
You can be cremated and interred, Jonno.
Not the same, like I said, ashes are mixed up with other shit, so it's not actually me is it.
Like I said, my pov but I don't like the thought of being sat on the mantel piece and being used as an ashtray , only for someone to turn round a year later and say "Jon's been dead a year and I do believe he's putting on wieght" :huh:
Jonno :cool:
Wheelie bin please...
But you'll be interred, that's my point :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Your ashes are mixed with the coffin, obviously. Similarly, if you're buried then once you start rotting, your remains will be mixed with all the dirt, worms and other crap that's near to where you decompose.
Same thing but you'll take up less space.
hmmm, how about burial and then cremated? or cremated first?
Cremation, after my organs are harvested for donation. I'd rather not be taking up prime real estate with my corpse. :lol:
Also, I don't want a funeral, or any tearful goodbyes. Throw a really big party and laugh about me and all the things I did while I was alive. Celebrate my life, don't mourn my death.
i want to be buried at sea. for teh sake of hassle
:cry: But I want to remember you.Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiD
Anyway, it saves more soils.
Do you often soil yourself while thinking about Nikki :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Steno