South Park - The aristocrat.

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07-28-2005, 05:39 AM
Formula1

South Park - The aristocrat.

http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/

:lol:
07-28-2005, 06:05 AM
Skiz

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

LMAO! :w00t:

I could have done w/o that 9/11 comment though. :dry:
07-28-2005, 06:30 AM
asmithz

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WOW.... thats all i can say... just WOW
07-28-2005, 06:54 AM
RealitY

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

Yikes...
07-28-2005, 10:20 AM
{I}{K}{E}

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

:P
07-28-2005, 10:33 AM
MCHeshPants420

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

LMAO! :w00t:

I could have done w/o that 9/11 comment though. :dry:

Yet you're all for the incest comments. Imagine my surprise.
07-28-2005, 11:01 AM
manker

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by Skizo

LMAO! :w00t:

I could have done w/o that 9/11 comment though. :dry:

Yet you're all for the incest comments. Imagine my surprise.

:lol: :D

Don't think he has me on ignore. Teh film is also pretty funny.
07-28-2005, 11:11 AM
MCHeshPants420

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Yet you're all for the incest comments. Imagine my surprise.

:lol: :D

Don't think he has me on ignore. Teh film is also pretty funny.

I had to edit out my "From Texas?" bit from in between sentences because I realised it wasn't fair to stereotype others like that. Besides there's an awful lot of Texans on this board. :ph34r:
07-28-2005, 11:22 AM
manker

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol: :D

Don't think he has me on ignore. Teh film is also pretty funny.

I had to edit out my "From Texas?" bit from in between sentences because I realised it wasn't fair to stereotype others like that. Besides there's an awful lot of Texans on this board. :ph34r:

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of them, for example; there is one representative from Wales, an entire country, on the board yet six or seven from Texas, a mere state. Weird.
07-28-2005, 11:24 AM
MCHeshPants420

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

I had to edit out my "From Texas?" bit from in between sentences because I realised it wasn't fair to stereotype others like that. Besides there's an awful lot of Texans on this board. :ph34r:

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of them, for example; there is one representative from Wales, an entire country, on the board yet six or seven from Texas, a mere state. Weird.

Wales only got the internet May 2004 though.
07-28-2005, 11:33 AM
manker

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by manker

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of them, for example; there is one representative from Wales, an entire country, on the board yet six or seven from Texas, a mere state. Weird.

Wales only got the internet May 2004 though.

It must have been before that because I was in Wales posting as Chevy prior to making this handle :ph34r:
07-28-2005, 11:44 AM
Guillaume

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Wales only got the internet May 2004 though.

It must have been before that because I was in Wales posting as Chevy prior to making this handle :ph34r:

So you were the one responsible for fecking up me soulseek and corrupting all me mp3s. :fist:
07-28-2005, 11:55 AM
manker

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

Nope, FC sent me a virus and while I was trying to isolate it, I forgot I had a lit cigarette in my mouth and yawned.

The resultant blaze wiped out the entire interweb in my village and the Chevy alias :(
07-28-2005, 11:58 AM
99%

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geezuz that is one harsh video - was it ever aired?
07-28-2005, 12:00 PM
JPaul

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by 99%

geezuz that is one harsh video - was it ever aired?

No the film was burned along with the rest of the village.
07-28-2005, 12:02 PM
Tikibonbon

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by manker

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of them, for example; there is one representative from Wales, an entire country, on the board yet six or seven from Texas, a mere state. Weird.

That "mere state" also has a population 10x that of Wales. :p

Another fun fact, Wales is only 2x as big as Dallas.
07-28-2005, 12:08 PM
JPaul

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

They're bitin' early today, manrod
07-28-2005, 12:09 PM
manker

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

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Originally Posted by manker

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of them, for example; there is one representative from Wales, an entire country, on the board yet six or seven from Texas, a mere state. Weird.

That "mere state" also has a population 10x that of Wales. :p

Another fun fact, Wales is only 2x as big as Dallas.

Is that hook in your lip a fashion statement or a functional item for herding purposes :D

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07-28-2005, 12:10 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

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Originally Posted by manker

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of them, for example; there is one representative from Wales, an entire country, on the board yet six or seven from Texas, a mere state. Weird.

That "mere state" also has a population 10x that of Wales. :p

Another fun fact, Wales is only 2x as big as Dallas.

Yes, but can Texas enter the World Cup?
07-29-2005, 04:27 AM
Tikibonbon

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

That "mere state" also has a population 10x that of Wales. :p

Another fun fact, Wales is only 2x as big as Dallas.

Yes, but can Texas enter the World Cup?

Nope, tho we have the world's strongest swim team! :lol:
07-29-2005, 04:29 AM
Tikibonbon

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

That "mere state" also has a population 10x that of Wales. :p

Another fun fact, Wales is only 2x as big as Dallas.

Is that hook in your lip a fashion statement or a functional item for herding purposes

Why do people never notice the smile afterwards? hehe
07-31-2005, 02:45 AM
GepperRankins

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

i'm watching talking movies and apparently there's an entire film about this joke

still don't get it
07-31-2005, 03:06 AM
colt45joe

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

http://chokeacheerleader.com/2004/10/aristocrats.html
07-31-2005, 04:45 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by manker

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of them, for example; there is one representative from Wales, an entire country, on the board yet six or seven from Texas, a mere state. Weird.

Wales only got the internet May 2004 though.

True.

Peace bd
07-31-2005, 05:32 PM
Snee

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

LMAO! :w00t:

I could have done w/o that 9/11 comment though. :dry:

The 9/11 thing is kinda' the point tho', you wiz.

The whole point to the joke is to constantly make it worse and worse, what they are saying, as far as I can understand it, is that people think that the 9/11- impression thing is somehow worse than the actual, fairly horrible incest.

How fucking warped are you, if you think that way?
07-31-2005, 09:35 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

I thought it was supposed to be funny because it gets more and more extreme and then ends with a very unsatisfactory punch-line. The crapness of the punch-line is the punch-line.
07-31-2005, 09:41 PM
Snee

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

I reckoned they were doing the aristocrats joke, like it's supposed to be done, but with weird values, like.

I looked it up, the joke and how it's supposed to be done, I mean.

I figured it was a satire.
07-31-2005, 09:44 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

I reckoned they were doing the aristocrats joke, like it's supposed to be done, but with weird values, like.

I looked it up, the joke and how it's supposed to be done, I mean.

Just noticed your Wikipedia link (which I'll repeat here ). Guess there's a bit more to it than I thought but I still think what is supposed to make it funny is the extremes the joke-teller goes to and then the lame puch-line.

My original thought when I heard the joke (when someone posted the same link years ago here...) was that it was referencing some film called The Aristocrat(s). :blushing:
07-31-2005, 09:49 PM
Snee

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

Maybe so, but it still doesn't explain how, say, Skizo could laugh at the joke, but not the punchline :blink:

EDit: Unless of course the aristocrats bit is the punchline, tho' I wonder why'd anyone would laugh at that without the context, which leaves me with the conclusion that some people think the nasty incest bit is funny :blink:
07-31-2005, 09:54 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Maybe so, but it still doesn't explain how, say, Skizo could laugh at the joke, but not the punchline :blink:

I laugh at Peter Kay because he jokes about everyday things that I am familiar with.
07-31-2005, 09:54 PM
manker

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

I think it was made to larf at dickheads who larf because they think they should larf even tho' they've no idea what they're larfing at.

Yes, yes I find that funny :D
07-31-2005, 09:55 PM
manker

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Maybe so, but it still doesn't explain how, say, Skizo could laugh at the joke, but not the punchline :blink:

I laugh at Peter Kay because he jokes about everyday things that I am familiar with.

:lol:

Harsh but fair.
07-31-2005, 09:59 PM
JPaul

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

Peter Kay is tres funny.

Oft times I lol(irl) at him.

The material and the presentation are quality.

Peter Kay = Quality Squared.
07-31-2005, 10:03 PM
Snee

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

I laugh at Peter Kay because he jokes about everyday things that I am familiar with.

:lol:

That, definitely made me laugh.
09-05-2005, 12:01 AM
Cheese

Re: South Park - The aristocrat.

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“Uh-huh…”

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Kirk: So the father tears off the daughter’s clothes and starts licking her asshole. Then the mother shoves a tube down the her throat and starts vomitting in it while the son calls the baby a filthy nigger and throws it against the wall as hard as he can. They gut the daughter with a knife and then start playing jumprope with her entrails. They rap her guts around the father’s dick and tie it so he can’t cum. Then they all start to fuck eachother all over the dimemboweled daughter. The father and son shove their arms up the mother's ass and go "One, Two, Three Four, I declare a thumb war, and start thumb wrestling inside her rectum.

Then the mother licks the son’s balls while the father nails a tiny ceramic Crucified Jesus to his son’s penis and starts jacking him off. The son shoots a hot wad of cum in the air and then father exclaims, “That’s Jesus rising from the grave!” So they wrap the baby, who is at this point bawling his eyes out, in seran wrap and shove a glass tube up its ass. They then take turns shitting in the tube, and blood and shit starts coming out of the baby’s mouth.

They keep going until there’s nothing left but a chunky mess of dead baby in a bag. They fashion that bag into a crude dildo and start pleasuring the mother with it while the father brings out a slew of baby ducklings. They bring the mother duck out in a cage, who has had her arms and legs broken and all of her feathers plucked out, and make her watch as they stomp up and down on her babies, and then have a big fuck and suck fest all over them, leading to one big simulanious climax.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!”

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“I’m reporting you people to Star Fleet”

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Kirk: “Fire Phasers”