how do i poo?

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08-07-2005, 02:24 AM
GepperRankins

how do i poo?

i've really bad stomach ache all day, like trapped wind or something.

i've had some rennies and they work, for about 30 seconds.

i'm thinking that i'm constipated, and i tried to shit but didn't feel like it.

should i do some yoga or drink diet coke or something?
08-07-2005, 02:33 AM
GepperRankins

Re: how do i poo?

help me you cunts. i'm in pain!
08-07-2005, 02:56 AM
Spicker

Re: how do i poo?

milk
08-07-2005, 03:29 AM
Smith

Re: how do i poo?

Do some sit ups, that will help relieve the gas :)
08-07-2005, 03:35 AM
Tikibonbon

Re: how do i poo?

Have you tried using a stick? You stick it in and dig around a little.
08-07-2005, 06:18 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

Have you tried using a stick? You stick it in and dig around a little.

:blink:...

Peace bd
08-07-2005, 10:42 AM
Dark Steno

Re: how do i poo?

Coffee
08-07-2005, 10:57 AM
lynx

Re: how do i poo?

What you need is some ice lollies.

For the sticks of course.http://img200.exs.cx/img200/7135/eyebrow1qb.gif
08-07-2005, 11:55 AM
RPerry

Re: how do i poo?

Prune Juice ??? :blink:
08-07-2005, 12:22 PM
GepperRankins

Re: how do i poo?

still hurting.

maybe it's gallstones :fear:
08-07-2005, 12:25 PM
ziggyjuarez

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

still hurting.

maybe it's gallstones :fear:

Seek a fucking doctor right now:ohmy:
08-07-2005, 12:28 PM
missie

Re: how do i poo?

hot water bottle :happy:

I'm on my monthlys too.
08-07-2005, 12:28 PM
GepperRankins

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

still hurting.

maybe it's gallstones :fear:

Seek a fucking doctor right now:ohmy:

i don't want to. i'm scared
08-07-2005, 12:34 PM
ziggyjuarez

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Seek a fucking doctor right now:ohmy:

i don't want to. i'm scared

ziggy highly suggests it
08-07-2005, 12:55 PM
manker

Re: how do i poo?

A spliff and a cup of tea usually sorts me out. Has to be green tho' (not the tea).

Either that or drink ten pints of lager.
08-07-2005, 12:58 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: how do i poo?

eat some poo
08-07-2005, 03:27 PM
Gemby!

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

i've really bad stomach ache all day, like trapped wind or something.

i've had some rennies and they work, for about 30 seconds.

i'm thinking that i'm constipated, and i tried to shit but didn't feel like it.

should i do some yoga or drink diet coke or something?

sounds like a hands-on job to me :pinch:

*latex*
08-07-2005, 03:37 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: how do i poo?

Here`s something to work it out. :unsure:

http://www.homesteadhomehealth.com/i...nd_paper_3.gif

Go to the chemist, they`ll have something to unblock you.
08-07-2005, 03:50 PM
vidcc

Re: how do i poo?

George Bush is the president of the USA.

Bet that got it out

http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/images/stuckpoo.jpg
08-07-2005, 06:48 PM
GepperRankins

Re: how do i poo?

i never had a problem with her until the whole san andreas thing :dry:
08-07-2005, 08:15 PM
vidcc

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2k4

And if it didn't, this ought to help:

Hillary Clinton might be...someday.

Guaranteed to scare the shit out of anyone.

oooooooooooohHHHHH ...............someone is touchy today

http://www.auravita.com/prodimages/s...edibleSulk.jpg :lol:
08-07-2005, 09:24 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: how do i poo?

have you had a barry white yet dave? :unsure:
08-07-2005, 09:29 PM
GepperRankins

Re: how do i poo?

no. and i still hurt

there's definately a blockage somewhere :(
08-07-2005, 09:31 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: how do i poo?

maybe if you just keep eating? :unsure:
08-07-2005, 09:40 PM
GepperRankins

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

maybe if you just keep eating? :unsure:

i tried drinking lots of water to see if it washed me out :lookaroun
08-07-2005, 09:51 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: how do i poo?

curry? :naughty:
08-07-2005, 10:03 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: how do i poo?

Dave, it's time to be a man and take matters into your own hands.
Take your middle finger,lubricate it with dish soap or bath soap and
insert it up your anus and manually break up the congested feces.
My wife had to do this with our son when he was a baby...it works.

If not got to the feckin doctor.

Peace bd
08-07-2005, 10:28 PM
GepperRankins

Re: how do i poo?

how 'bout no
08-07-2005, 10:44 PM
ziggyjuarez

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

how 'bout no

:lol: agree
08-07-2005, 10:50 PM
Yoga

Re: how do i poo?

just use a suppository, melts in your ass not in your hand
08-07-2005, 11:20 PM
GepperRankins

Re: how do i poo?

i just had a shit! :happy:
08-07-2005, 11:26 PM
Guillaume

Re: how do i poo?

Gloria Alleluia!

:unsure:
08-07-2005, 11:34 PM
Yoga

Re: how do i poo?

Feel Better?
08-07-2005, 11:45 PM
DarthInsinuate

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

i just had a shit! :happy:

once i was really constipated for ages, but then i let it out in one huge shit, it needed four flushes :w00t:
08-08-2005, 12:52 AM
Mr. Blunt

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Dave, it's time to be a man and take matters into your own hands.
Take your middle finger,lubricate it with dish soap or bath soap and
insert it up your anus and manually break up the congested feces.
My wife had to do this with our son when he was a baby...it works.

If not got to the feckin doctor.

Peace bd

That sounds exciting. :w00t:
08-08-2005, 12:55 AM
Smith

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Dave, it's time to be a man and take matters into your own hands.
Take your middle finger,lubricate it with dish soap or bath soap and
insert it up your anus and manually break up the congested feces.
My wife had to do this with our son when he was a baby...it works.

If not got to the feckin doctor.

Peace bd

Thats a tad bit disgusting..... :ermm:
08-08-2005, 01:09 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: how do i poo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCanuk

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Dave, it's time to be a man and take matters into your own hands.
Take your middle finger,lubricate it with dish soap or bath soap and
insert it up your anus and manually break up the congested feces.
My wife had to do this with our son when he was a baby...it works.

If not got to the feckin doctor.

Peace bd

Thats a tad bit disgusting..... that my penis swell is tearing my short pants. :ermm:

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