Originally Posted by hippychick
Fireman
A jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife"
"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system ate de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell 2' you jump on de bed. Whn I says'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yells out 'Bell Four'.
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied:
"Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire."
