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Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
and as true English gentleman i hope he responded
"why thank you kindly"
and proceeded to
:eat:
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Her name was Monti which is not a typically English name which hints at a Southern European descent. Perhaps a little Latin passion...in the broader sense of the word of course! :lol:
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Originally Posted by Sara
Her name was Monti which is not a typically English name which hints at a Southern European descent. Perhaps a little Latin passion...in the broader sense of the word of course! :lol:
Just so-
Though strange things happen everywhere, even in Olde Blighty, for the most part the participants are of southern European origin.
It's the same all over.:huh:
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@Guillaume. Reminder: Never to date an english woman.
She must be quite strong to do that.
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Originally Posted by j2k4
Just so-
Though strange things happen everywhere, even in Olde Blighty,
Well, of course...:)
My perception on being British on the other hand is that on the whole we almost revel in our eccentricities.. and secretly think we probably invented it...we see our strangeness as a perfectly normal reaction to living here. Without all our hot air, our country would sink! :lol:
Strangeness however, is of course not confined to Olde Blighty :)...and wierdness seems to have variations in flavour. Certain stereotypes are funny cos they are true, not all of the time of course, and not exclusively, but notable nonetheless.
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:lol:
We're not all that evil.
Some of just use a stick. :shifty:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Some of just use a stick. :shifty:
i see the next thread
http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/li.jpg
:fear:
although she seems a lovely girl from what i know
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Originally Posted by vidcc
:crying: Wow, word spreads so fast. :unsure:
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