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hey all today i found out that someone cheat me and take some of my acc for invite the he hack (long story) well i pissed off and sad.
to make me happy again i will love to heare a joke..
so i make a giveaway:
the only rule is you need to tell a joke to join the giveaway.
1.bit-hdtv - 2 invite
2.It acc
3.Db - 1 invite
have a good day!
okay. cool. May i have iT?
I smell something, lol
you need to tell me a joike to join the giveaway! read the rulls
for db invite!
There is a small sunday school class (class at church) with children between the ages of 7-9, the topic for todays lesson is what part of your body is closest to god. so the teacher asks the first student the question, what part of your body is closest to god? the student says my head because it's nearer heaven. the teacher asks another student the same question and the student replies my hands because when i pray. then teacher asks another student, what part of your body is closest to god? the student replies my feet? the teacher asks why your feet. the student replies, well i got home early from school one day and i went by my mom and dads room and my mom was on the bed with her feet up in the air yelling lord,lord i'm cumming and if my dad wouldn't have had her pinned down i think she would have went! lmao i love that one.
lolololo great joke....
i dont need any of the accts but i give one joke for beeing happy :
"Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride."
:)
DB :)
Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...
Three old men are talking about their day to day life
The first man : Each morning its the samething for me, i wake up and go take a piss and a crap.
The Second man : Well its quite the same for me, each morning i wake up and go take a piss and a crap !
The Third man : Hey you said it alright ! Its the samething for me too ! Each morning i take a piss and a crap. Then i wake up.....
db please
sorry...double post !!