(Guide) How to Light a Candle
The Immaculate Guide
of
How to Light a Candle
1. Get a candle
2.Stick it in something, eg: beer bottle, cheese, beach sand,
anything that is either mushy or has a hole.
3. Light the wick(stringy thing at top of wax) with
a. matches
b. a lighter
c.rub wooden stcks togethers
d.angle grind metal until it lights
VERSION 2 (by Hobbes)
Anything can be a Candle
1.get gasoline
2.pour on (any) object
3.ignite
4.Run away
(very romantic)
Should you have any suggestions or find any inconsistencies in this guide please post
and it will be removed/changed/added
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Re: (Guide) How to Light a Candle
I think you could give more advice on where to stick it.:)
A sign seen recently in a convent:
Lights out 10 o'clock, candles out by 11.
I did not understand that.:blink:
Re: (Guide) How to Light a Candle
Thankyou for tips
updated
Re: (Guide) How to Light a Candle
I am not familiar with these things you call "candles", so I may be off target in my advice, but whenever I light something, I usually douse it with gasoline first, throw a match in its general direction and run like hell.
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Any tip from a pyromaniac is usefull iin this type of guide - thanx - updated
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Originally Posted by 15%
Any tip from a pyromaniac is usefull iin this type of guide - thanx - updated
I like the update:
Hobbes says:
http://www.toymuseum.com/inside/c4/2209046.gif
"Gasoline brings out the "candle" in everything. Let the world be your candle". :devil:
Re: (Guide) How to Light a Candle
anything can be a candle eh? :shifty:
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Originally Posted by TheCanuk
anything can be a candle eh? :shifty:
mayo and gasoline :w00t: