Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
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Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
he does not have an account.
when actors are down and out why don't they butter their roles?
Perhaps all the fruits of their past are spoiled.
Why do we cling to the past?
It is repressed homosexuality. 'clinging to behind'.
how can you be forthright when you are first wrong?
Actually the word "forth" is a poor spelling of 4th and we all know two (2) wrongs don't make a right, so we must deduce by doubling this effect we are creating a double negative of that word and are wrong when we should be right.
How many stars a visible in the night sky to the naked eye?
None. I live in Scotland.
Where is the centre of attraction?
why Polish so stupid ?
polish- the name could result in them getting rubbed the wrong way.
why do we get stupid questions without stupid answers?
because of stupid threads
why are birds so ugly?
Spoiler: ShowYou'd be ugly too if you had a pecker on your face!
Yer mum actually looks better that way. :whistling
Why are mum jokes always funny?
because you have already been laid.
why am I not rich?
Quickly.
How do you get two 4-year olds to eat?
feed them*
why does nobody fall off the end of the earth?
Blankety blank (fucking noobs)
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
because big mac makes the rules to go
If Chinese medicine is that good, why do they have operating theatres?
because there are too many movie pirates
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
because I have never heard the saying.
would you send a text to someone who cant read?
No, I try to avoid idiots. Except here, it seems...
Would you watch foreign porn without subtitles?
Subtitles for moaning and panting? Attachment 141067 "Certainly!"
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
somebody might urinate against them
does everyone have an imagination?
Nope, it's on back-order
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
you should not go down on scrubbers
Why don't tradesmen stick to their original quote?
Because the quote is the lube before the stick
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
because if was #1 it would be piss
are dwarves normal size and the rest giants?
no, it would seem lately that some new morons do come from FST though.
How does one become headache free?
It is only people at the back who need to pay attention
how can you be housebound without being fettered?
so we cant catch them..
give them mcdonalds :naughty:
Blankety blank (fucking noob)
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
a water colour
why would you want to choke a smurf?
'Chokey' Smurf begs for it.
Which cartoon character would you make The Secks with, if you could?
snow white , I would feel Happy after that.
Why do dogs not fly?
because their ears are not big enough (the Basset Hound has potential)
Why call it Greenland when it is covered with ice?
they are colour blind
do Eskimos have fridges?
Yes, but they have to igloo it together
Do Eskimos have house warming parties?
only if they play cool music
why do rednecks not turn brown?