Things people say that annoy the feck out of you...
When you are cleaning a window:
"You missed a spot." or "You can come do mine."
At work, when someone gives me the exact amount of the purchase:
"Keep the change."
As previously discussed in its own thread, when asking how many sugars someone takes:
"None, I'm sweet enough."
When you tell someone you go to University:
"I went to the University of Life."
Some counter quotes to these would be appreciated.
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cynicism, on the interweb? :o
When your kicking a small child in the face for messing up all the wallpaper you just tidied and your boss says "should you be doing that?"
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When you slightly bang your elbow/foot/hand/child's head on an object:
"Just wreck the place why don't you."
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Originally Posted by Chebus
Some counter quotes to these would be appreciated.
'Fuck up, cuntoid' should do the job.
Always grates with me when some cuntoid standing next to me in the urinal farts and says:
'Better out than in'
No it isn't :dry:
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'Good morning'.
That one is sure to piss me off on a daily basis. :angry:
Also, any comments on the weather, specifically:
'Nice weather for ducks'
Fucktard. Who cares about ducks?
There are too many to mention, I will be bookmarking this thread and posting periodically throughout the day... :nono:
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Chebus
Some counter quotes to these would be appreciated.
'Fuck up, cuntoid' should do the job.
Always grates with me when some cuntoid standing next to me in the urinal farts and says:
'Better out than in'
No it isn't :dry:
Yes it is:01:
Shuffling a deck of cards, eh dave?:schnauz:
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Peaps winingg boot zpellin..............:frusty:
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Originally Posted by Yogs
Peaps winingg boot zpellin..............:frusty:
yeah, idiots, zpellin rule!:01:
Re: Things people say that annoy the feck out of you...
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Originally Posted by manker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chebus
Some counter quotes to these would be appreciated.
'Fuck up, cuntoid' should do the job.
Always grates with me when some cuntoid standing next to me in the urinal farts and says:
'Better out than in'
No it isn't :dry:
People talking to me when at the urinals annoys the piss out of me. If I want to talk to someone with my dick in my hand I'll go to Sheringham.
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