love and herpes

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?







A. Love doesn't last forever.
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Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?








A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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Q. What's in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?







A. The captains log.
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Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?







A. No ball room.

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