An oldie but goodie lmao
I am called a princess!
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food
and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his
trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking
woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my
country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the
flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you."Tray-up, Bitch."
