How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
Do you have any tips on how to stop a baby from crying?
There seem to be different types
1. i want nipple cry
2. i want more nipple cry
3. nipple spray too fast cry
4 i don't want more nipple cry
5.my stomach feels like crap..cry..burp, puke
6.i'm bored entertain me cry
7.your entertainment is boring take me outside cry
8. my nose is cold cry?
9 i want nipple cry
10 and then you have the worst the one where everything is wrong - i call everything sucks cry
i mean how the fuck are we supposed to decipher this language.
but when he really really cries
(which he has recently discovered...(neat trick) :shifty:
it is almost impossible to know what he wants - so we try everything.
-milk, warmth, diaper cleaning, bath, sing, go for walks, visual entertainment, burping techniques,music, bouncy bounce the works
sometimes it just doesn't help :cry:
any tips?
Greets confused50%
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Re: How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
The baby is showing you who's boss. That's all.
Re: How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
Aww, cute :)
Congrats (ya there belated, there still good)
Re: How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
shake them?
try some niquel or some whiskey
Re: How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
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Originally Posted by muchspl3
shake them?
try some niquel or some whiskey
Now that's just bad advice.
Re: How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
My son used to get colic really bad when he was a baby. I would drive him
around in the car every night, to get him to fall asleep.
I would run a vacuum cleaner,the shower and put his baby carrier on the
washer,during the spin cycle...when I couldn't take him for a ride.
I called his mother at work one night...crying. I begged her to come home!
The boy owes me.
Good luck,Zed!
Peace Paul
Re: How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
ur baby is HAWT(cute)
Good Luck.....
how long till the baby comes on fst :lol: i hope the first word is piracy :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
try grabbing and shaking it
(for God's sake that's meant as irony, don't fucking do it)
Re: How to stop a Baby from Crying tips?
"In romania,we eat the baby"