Should I make a thread on what I did in the shower this morning :unsure:
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Should I make a thread on what I did in the shower this morning :unsure:
There already is a masturbation thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I did something different to that :snooty:
I don't self pleasure in the shower anymore. I had an official looking letter saying that my semen was clogging up the sewers.
Really.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Wanking in the shower > wanking in the bath, coz your hair doesn't get sticky when you wash it.
You have a shower and a bath :o
You're soo posh.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Two of both actually, but that's not impotent right now.
Take note, children.
If you marry into wealth, you too can have all the mod-cons :smilie4:
Indeed, feck all that education bunkum, it's a waste of time and effort.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Marry into money, only muppets would do otherwise.
Feck, Ross.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco
You've got a tongue like that and you still can't get a shag :dabs: