What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
Honestly, like, she was cyber-sexing me today.. tewtally orsum :lol:
Problem is we won't see each other till Sunday.. :sad:
Ah well...
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
Well naturally you should do what everyone else does. Pace the floor nervously hoping she won't shag someone else.
EHS
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you. :smilie4:
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
Is she offline till Sunday. Don't you just hate it when people switch off when you are uploading?:lol:
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
Or one of them willy casting kits! Then she'll always have a small weiner to pop in her handbag for times of need.
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
:glag:
Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
Strange euphemism :unsure:
P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
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Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
Strange euphemism :unsure:
P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?
:O
And I thought i'd never tried cyber-sex.
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
Oh hang on, that's phone sex.
Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...
Re: What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
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Originally Posted by
tralalala
:glag:
Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D
Are you sure she didn't say 'tug off'? :yup: