*scratches Arse*

Heres what you do.... *thinks to himself for a second then writes*

i am the man.... *and scratches arse again*

*picks nose*

lol :lol: you get the point .... write down what you are doing

*typing reply* ah, yet another thread that excuses spam with creativity
*considers post for irony* SPAM
*feels smug*

*Takes a bite out of his own arm*
*Chews*
*Thinks to himself* Too stringy
*Regrets taking bite of his arm*
*Loses blood fast*
*passes ou...

*smells armpits*

mmm smells good

*sighs*

*yawns*

*yawns again, but with more passion*

*recieves a pop-up*

*leans back in amazement*.......

*scratches eyeball*.......

*rotates head exactly 367 degrees*

*drops watermelon on keyboardå9 8dr9s54¨.zoaifdzdfhffooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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*grins*