How to Impress

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer....

lmao :lol:

hehe

Teh Truth is out here I see... whats the number for Mulder...
... or whatshisnamewas...

LOL mulder

Damn true!!!

one of the classic best man speech jokes