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Originally posted by FatBastard@22 December 2003 - 01:06
'ear me now. Me 'ave found dis book called de Bible wot is 100 years old. It was writted by dis bloke called Jason Christ and his dad. It have no pictures and definitely no muff. Trust me, it is well boring. It come in two halves, da Old Testicle and da New Testicle, wot is happarently religious and people 'ave been fighting for millions of years about which testicle is da best.
Anyway, about 2 billion years ago dis bloke called Moses went up a mountain in Spain and dropped two tablets. Dey must have been class A's coz he came down wiv some seriously mental ideaz. Dey was called Da 10 Commandments, an dey iz 13 laws dat has been da basis of society ever since. Even da dinosaurs 'ad to learn them altho very few of dem hactually practisd dem an dat is why dey died of de Aids an also why Jurassic Park appened. Ere is wot dey say (not de dinosaurs hobviously - coz dey spoke in Dog). Also I has remixed dem for da new millenium.
Da New Commandments:
1) I iz da macdaddy, who iz taken u out of the county of Barkshire, u iz all me hoes, an if u iz up 4 it me is well into bondage.
2) Westside.
3) Do not dis Tupac.
4) Remember every second Friday in every month coz dat iz when me hold de jungle all-nita at de Crooked Billet in Iver Heath - 5 squid on da door, first 1000 ladies free.
5) Respec your Nan.
6) Thou shalt not do drive-bys.
7) Thou shalt not commit adultery (unless she iz well fit).
8) Thou shalt not deal.
9) Thou shalt not wear false titties.
10) Thou shalt not cover up thy batty (unless you iz a man or you iz a minger).
B)
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