how to give more than 100% at work

how is it that some people can give more than 100% at work, well now there is a mathmatical way of lookin at it. take the alphabet as meaning
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10
K=11
L=12
M=13
N=14
O=15
P=16
Q=17
R=18
S=19
T=20
U=21
V=22
W=23
X=24
Y=25
Z=26

SO...
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+5+18+11= 88%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

BUT....

A-S-S-L-I-C-K-I-N-G
1+19+19+12+9+3+11+9+14+7= 104%

SO.. although knowlage and ahrd work bring you very close, it is the asslicking that gets you to the top!

Wahahahahaa :lol:

lol, now that's a good one :lol:

L-a-z-y-b-a-s-t-a-r-d = 125% :01:

u-n-e-m-p-l-o-y-e-d =130 % :01:

J-u-s-t-s-e-x-y = 143% :P

L-a-z-i-n-e-s-s: 105% :01:

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Originally Posted by Samurai

u-n-e-m-p-l-o-y-e-d =130 % :01:

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this one made me laugh