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Upon returning home, a man asks his wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub today?"
She gives him a quizzical look.
He states, "They say the milkman has slept with every woman on our block except one!"
The wife replies, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis in No. 23!"
>_<
:lol:
:P I think that same guy said to his wife that very same night after they stopped fighting : " Honey, I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on earth. "
She said : " Well, I'm gonna miss you. " :huh:
"I was a fool when I married you"
"Yeah, but I was in love and I didn't notice"
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