Big and Dumb

Big and Dumb


A family of three [mom, dad and a 10 year-old girl] went down to Florida to
visit a nudist camp.
The girl goes walking around on the beach and comes back to her mother

and says, "Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you."

The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber
they are.

The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says,
"Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger penises than dad." The mom
replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are."

The girl goes on her way and comes running back to her mom again. "Mommy,
mommy, Dad is talking to this really dumb blonde and the longer he talks,
the dumber he gets.

Interesting

WOAH...thats bad...i have one...
Amish joke...
A mother and daughter(amish) are sitting in the house in the middle of winter...the daughter said"mommy, im cold" she replies "put your hands between your legs, your body heat will warm you up." So the next day she's with this boy he says "geez my hands are cold" she said "put you hands between my legs...it'll warm you up." the next day he said "my face is freezing" She says "put your face between my legs" so he does. The next day he says "my penis is cold" so she let him put it between her legs. Later that day she goes to her mom and says "Mommy, do you know what a penis is." her mom hesitates, then replies "umm, yeah" the daughter says "well they make an interesting mist when they defrost"

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Dad is talking to this really dumb blonde and the longer he talks,
the dumber he gets.

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

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