Guts vs Balls

Do you know the difference between "guts" and
"balls"? "Guts" is arriving

home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife

with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or

are you flying somewhere?"

"Balls" is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass

and having the balls to say, "You're next".

Lol

I'm some were in between but neutered !



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