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He wishes! I've still not given back his cawk. I may have hovered it up by accident. :huh:
Think of the fucking carnage if he still had it.
(see what I did there)
its been a let down of epic proportion :no:
went to see a mates band play, at a biker fest - you'd expect all kinds of shenanigans from such an event but no, it was outside, in the rain and there was no beer ...after recovering from a panic seizure upon learning there would be no beer i watched them play their set whilst drinking a coke in the harsh light of day, got soaked wet through then went home. sober. :mellow:
this was a good 5 hours ago, i should be messed up and smelling of vomit and whore right now but instead i'm watching the Bourne ultimatum and eating toast :/
what are we comparing to a hoover? :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Bridesrus FTW!!111!!!! :01:
You'll notice, as you get older, that your birthdays get less spectacular every year.
Just ask JPaul. He got a sock for his last birthday.
Has he only got one leg :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
It wasn't for his foot
A sock, all to myself. I wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
cool, did the sock match his other one :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulA sock, all to myself. I wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
About half five.
:lol: I wonder what it was for. A cundum, like? :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
That sounds like a most depressing weekend, btw Mrs. Muldar.
Sad, sad events.
You should carree a hip flask with you at all times, I always say.
The party rawked. I'm still coming down.
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Birthdays are what you make them. You need to start getting excited about it the week before, and then you need to have a birthday eve, a birthday and a boxing birthday, and you need to make everyone's lives a misery for the whole 3 days acting like a spoilt child. Guaranteed fun.
i asked mark at work to make me a birthday coffee and he replied with a birthday no :emo:
I take it he's never heard of the birthday punch in the face or birthday spit in his chips :dry: