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Me?
Eminem
since when is this guy a musician?
I would like to slap busted :angry:
garath gates B)
Dont start another discussion!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Someone_Else@20 May 2003 - 17:10
since when is this guy a musician?
Awwwwww. He's a cutie!Quote:
Originally posted by Paul_NFFC@20 May 2003 - 16:58
garath gates B)
Eminem or Busted, although probably Eminem more. :angry:
I'd like to bitch slap Liam Gallagher!!
Gimme a sec to get my list out (pulls out a briefcase and opens the files in it).
Okay, here goes.
Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, "S Club" (Thank god they're finished IMO >D), S Club 8, Backstreet Boys, Busted, Westlife...
(Takes a much-needed deep breath)
Gareth Gates, Kelly Osbourne, Will Young, tATu, N-Sync, and any other one or thing to come out of Popstars, Big Brother, Fame Academy and any other cheesy "reality show".
And that's just the first sheet in my hand ;)
Musicians I'd "bitch slap" and reasons:
Fred Durst - fuckin' 40 year old teenager!!
Jennifer Lopez - no discernable talent at all.
Those two clowns from Linkin Park - nobends!!
Busted - hateful.
Ja Rule - terrible.
Eminem - just plain irritates me.
Lauryn Hill - stop preaching to me.
Dr. Dre - not a real doctor!!
50 cent - for being so over-rated and over-exposed.
Robbie Williams - for being an absolute twat 24-7!!
Liam Gallagher - northern monkey boy needs a kicking.
Michael Jackson - nonce.
I could go on........
(I'd only slap the women with an open hand though! :lol: )
Good topic - could run and run. :D
Ronan Keating :angry:
eminem
shaggy gives me a headache everytime i see him
metallica. :angry:
how dare they say im not aloud to share
Well (on a side note), this should be of interest to you; Two words - Napster Bad! :DQuote:
Originally posted by 4play@20 May 2003 - 22:17
metallica. :angry:
how dare they say im not aloud to share
I've only seen four of the movies due to seeing them on another site, but even those were LOL material. My own advice - Check out 'Metallica Millionaire' ("Tell me James - Where are you from, and was the lobotomy painful???" :lol:)
definately eminem
Thought of another i would like to give a good kicking to and that is Gary Glitter!! :devil:
Can I use a baseball bat? Or a hammer? Anything, please...
Celine Dion
Mariah Carey
J-Lo
Bon Jovi and his band
all of you!ohh artist ok ummm saliva metalica ja rule b2gay(k)
dunno why, but billie piper has been on my hit list forever. i hate the little bitch. i tolerate the tweenies songs, tap my feet to damn busted....but whenever i hear billie sing i want to bash my head on a lead door while setting my feet on fire. hmph... :angry:
oh and metallica, because they seem to have disapeered up their own ass!?! :blink:
i can't stand punk rock and no good bands like blink 182, simple plan, good charlotte. avrils ok. they should be bitch slapped for polluting the radio. i also don't like any oldies. Bitch Slapped -> Phil Collins, Temptations, Beatles. All should be bitch slapped. Ask for Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, TaTu.... I would rather see them bitch slap me more than me bitch slap them :)
as for eminem, fred durst, ect. i'm sure they would be the ones bitch slaping back. i dont think anyone would be man enough to do it.
Oh yeah, I forgot....
...the POSER *cough* *cough*...errr....I mean....
Avril Laigvne
well seeing this thread asks for musicans then i cant say any ;) but heres some that think they are
Emenem
Britney Spears
Backdoor Boys
50 Cent
S Club 7
P Diidy fuck
Nelly
Jessica Simpson
Kylie Magnouge
N sycnc
Missy Elliot
Aaron Carter
Niki Webster
Cellion Dion
2pac
Fred Durst
Billie Piper
Christina Fuckherintheaira
hmmm any more ive missed :lol:
avril lavigne - would like to smack that smile of her whingy little face
kelly ozzbourne - stupid bitch deserves it for bein so full of herself
gareth gates - maybe itll stop h.......h.....hi........h.....his stutter
will young
all boybands - tho id rather hose em down with a machine gun rather than just slap em
any other manufactured crap-artists - commercialism kills music - i wanna kill commercialism
linkin park - although i have already spat in chesters face and thrown a pint of piss over the guitarist when they supported deftones (id like to add that linkin park were miming on stage!! thick cunts had NOTHING plugged into there guitars - no leads, no infra red no nothing!!)
well thats prolly about my list there might be more but there the ones that stick out
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :angry: :(Quote:
Originally posted by Gurahl@21 May 2003 - 00:03
Bon Jovi and his band
:P
I'm gonna get weemouse to torture you for that!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :angry: :(Quote:
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Bon Jovi and his band
:P
I'm gonna get weemouse to torture you for that! [/b][/quote]
Grrrrrrrrr hiss squeak snarl!
i think i scared him Curley! :lol:
Hold on...Bon Jovi are the band! Jon Bon Jovi is the singer!
:P
Grrrrrrrrr hiss squeak snarl!Quote:
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Originally posted by -Curley@21 May 2003 - 08:37
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@21 May 2003 - 00:03
Bon Jovi and his band
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :angry: :(
:P
I'm gonna get weemouse to torture you for that!
i think i scared him Curley! :lol:
Hold on...Bon Jovi are the band! Jon Bon Jovi is the singer!
:P [/b][/quote]
Jon Bon Jovi needs a slap with a wet fish as he is a girlie :D
/me struggles to hold Curley back!
:o
Well - wait till he hits you with his handbag! i bet that would hurt!
:lol:
Celine Dion definitely B)
You'll have to use a really large fish for that!( WeeMouse: Thanks for reminding me that there was also a band to slap!) May I suggest marlin or hammerhead? You'll probalby need a hand... I'm ready, just PM me as soon as you have the opportunity! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by N£MO@21 May 2003 - 08:48
Jon Bon Jovi needs a slap with a wet fish as he is a girlie :D
Scott Stapp(sp?)
'nuff said
Pete Townsend-likes looking at kiddie pics deserves a good kicking!! :angry:
Pete Waterman-not really a musician but would like to bitch slap him anyway. :lol:
I'd like to slap every musician ever who released a shit album aimed at teenage girls. They have made radio useless.
Gary Glitter - for being a paedo-beast!! Sex case, Sex case - Hang him, Hang him, Hang him!!!! :angry:
Jonathan King - see above.
R Kelly - see above.
Jon Bon Jovi - hateful.
Busted - baseball bat to the cranium for all 3.
;)
Britney
Christina
Blue (all of them)
Westlife (all of them)
Ronan Keating
all the other twats from boyzone
Robbie Williams
Atomic Kitten
all eurovision conestants...
and many many more, of which i cant think at present.
Definitely all of them...espechially Robbie Williams...god that guy gets on my nerves.Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 June 2003 - 10:06
Britney
Christina
Blue (all of them)
Westlife (all of them)
Ronan Keating
all the other twats from boyzone
Robbie Williams
Atomic Kitten
all eurovision conestants...
and many many more, of which i cant think at present.
oh man thank god you are with me on that one...Quote:
Originally posted by thegroggman@5 June 2003 - 09:08
espechially Robbie Williams...god that guy gets on my nerves.
is that prick in the US?!! i never knew he "cracked" (so to speak) the USA !!
untalented a-hole.
and the music....omfg.....and when i hear people singing it here? i want to rip their spines out and.....well, ill stop there
SHIT!!! How could I forget the Anti-Christ himself, ROBBIE WILLIAMS???? How I loathe and despise that grotesque, camp twat. :angry: If I had my way he'd be silenced as soon as possible. Perhaps his throat could be severed rendering him unable to make a coherent sound, which is nothing new! A re-enactment of the hotel shower scene from Scarface with Robbie as the unlucky recipient of the chainsaw. "And next, the leg." :lol:
Why do so many innocent people have to die in the world and Robbie goes on and on? He's like a cocaine fuelled Energizer Bunny - somebody kill him please!!!! :(
yeah...hes here in the U.S. also...I mean he even lives in L.A. now. But when I was really po'ed at him was when i lived in Europe...and whether I watched MTV...VIVA...or whatever...he was always on. I mean he had like 4 singles out at the same time. I mean he is completely talentless. And hes annoying. When he sang a cover of We are the Champions...I about died.Quote:
oh man thank god you are with me on that one...
is that prick in the US?!! i never knew he "cracked" (so to speak) the USA !!
untalented a-hole.
and the music....omfg.....and when i hear people singing it here? i want to rip their spines out and.....well, ill stop there
i also run for cover when i hear even the mention of his music....
just anything as commercial and cheesy as that is too much for me.
its just complete and utter crap man
he's a "god" here man, im telling u, assholes worship the ground he staggers on.