A few weeks ago a friend of mine talked me into taking out one of his wifes best friends. See, she doesnt date much because of her confinement to a wheelchair, and the fact that she lost both of her legs to a car accident. It left some horrible scars on her face as well.
So you can see where this is going.............
As a good friend I agreed, but only if we double dated.
So we go to eat at a pretty nice place (OUT OF TOWN) that I suggested. Now I didnt realize how outspoken she was. She was very crude and let us all know that she was a VIRGIN, but wanted to get fukked so bad. I was just astonished by her language. So I started in on the alchohol.........
We left there to watch a movie. I VOTED TO PLAY PUTT-PUTT GOLF but that didnt fly too well. She never shut up thru the movie and kept slipping her hand on my sausage. (which was okay in the dark)
Finally I dropped off our doubles and was heading to her house. She lives a few miles down a freaking dirt road. Then she bluntly asks me to fuk her before I drop her off. Well...so Im thiking....Im on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere, who would know...
So we get out of the car under a large tree, how romantic! I pick her up and tell her to hold onto this tree branch so I can fuk her. I walk away and get in my car, leaving her dangling from this tree limb. She cries out "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and i said...
YOUR FUKKED NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA... and no not really! Sorry if that offends any gimps
