Zombie Killer Power Tools
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Zombie Killer Power Tools
A REVIEW
Okay - if you have reached the apocalypse, and you need to Survive.
Don't just go for the cheapo pwer tools to rip up some Zombies
DONT grab the glossy looking ones ...EVER - they WILL not LAST, past 3 zombies...maybe...if your lucky.
it is simply not worth it
http://www.dvd-forum.at/screenshots/...the-dead-8.jpg
FESTO
Festo seems to be the hottest zombie tool as of yet (but could be a fashion - comes with a very cool casing. (not cheap-ever) - Will perform a clean head cut whichever tools you use.
http://www.festool-usa.com/portando/...torie/1929.jpg
MAKITA
in the old millenium, makita was king, but seems to have lost popularity among the die hard zombie leg cutters, still i personally disagree with this "fad" makita stilll drills skulls, twists like no other
http://www.moltechpower.co.uk/images..._drill_new.jpg
DeWalt
DeWalt recently AntiZombieTools recently entered ther market and seriously took over (however i d not place them on number one) - alll there tools are yellow and easily noticed in a panic situation which helps. Blood and yellow tools is good for the Karma.
http://www.dewalt.com//ProductImages...60_DC390_2.gif
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HILTI
Old time favorite, has prooven over many years of the apoclypse as stable and reliable. Very popular in eastern european zombie infested areas. A must.
http://tlacaelel.igeofcu.unam.mx/~vl..._oxig%2002.jpg
BOSCH
Even in the most drastik of situations, evenif your zombie wife is giving birth to a zombie zkid, do not rip this from the supermarket...unless it is the proffesional version, (the expensive ones) - yes the work.
http://woodworker.com/images/ss/110-816.jpg
BLACK&DEKKER
Likewise, a Zombie wants to eat your testicles, you have a choice - a Dwalt or a Black&Dekeer, go for the Dewalt or maybe even the hammer unless you find the proffesional version. Do not compromise with your life.
http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5060/blackdeckermag1vs.jpg
Remember "heroes" use eye, face protection at all times.
http://www.starchem.co.uk/images/eye_ear.jpg
http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/i...hodes-dead.jpg
Enjoy but be Safe
;)
For those who hate zombies & like Tools
Re: For those who hate zombies & like Tools
I dont know if i should laugh or run away screaming....
Re: For those who hate zombies & like Tools
Re: For those who hate zombies & like Tools
I could be, how do i check?
Re: For those who hate zombies & like Tools
Think of brains. Does that thought make you dribble?
Re: For those who hate zombies & like Tools
Drill a hole in your skull.
If you bleed profusely you might not be one.
Re: For those who hate zombies & like Tools
Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Drill a hole in your skull.
If you bleed profusely you might not be one.
Depends....
on the angle, accuracy and of course rotations per minute.
if these items are out of balance it may get messy.
Therefore investment in the right tools is vital.
Re: For those who hate zombies & like Tools
Good thinking, I apologize for any damages caused by incorrect application of inferior drill to skull.
Re: For those who hate zombies & like Tools