16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1 It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."

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Reason 17.

You work in a bar.

Reason 18:

You work in a rehabilitation centre for violent schizophrenics and are pissed off with all the tippy tappy therapy shit.

Reason 19:

You get a text message that if you don't start selling Babycham to co-workers, your wife and child will be killed - like in Saw.