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What Shakespeare a homo f4gg0t!!?
Fuck knoes why but I really did :ermm:
Hmm had to be ,to write that great literature . In a fun vein if he was born today he 'd be hosting one of those designer home shows, like sell this fucking house please .
To be or not to be , fuck lady get rid of the drapes , the dinning room table is much toooo small . :dabs:
Doing a 3000 essay on that fucking cunt's play King Lear, and also have 10 minute (20% grade) one page random selection commentary on Macbeth.
Fcuking homo's plays are boring as fuck, but my fucking English teacher LOVESSSS him, she sounds like she has fucking orgasms when she talks to us about Shakespeare's plays. Fucking fuck.
Yah, of course, he spent 500 pages of flowery language to explain simple and mostly stupid morals that can be worded in about 20 words.
Dramatic Irony, his tragedies with hubris etc etc are fucking obvious from the first page, therefore the plot predictable, uninteresting, and did I mention wrapped in needless flowery and fucking confusing language?
Fucking homo ass titty cunt, I hope you get fornicated everyday in hell, stupid Shakespeare fuck.
God that feels good, I should link my Eng teacher to this thread.
Oh I get it Seedler , were doing your homework ? To put a different spin on one of Shakespeare's plays think of your friends and try to relate to Macbeth . You know ,Ross has stolen your girl "B J" and you plot to discredit him and her and will stop at nothing ?
I'm sure he was great n'all in his time, but for us modern folk it's a bit much :dabs:
By all means if you're into Arts/Literature I'm sure he's worth the study time, but really for those of us who arn't...Let's keep it brief.
Gee and I'm the dumb fuck on here who can't spell . I can still read tho and try and live life to the best I can .
Live a little and experience life ,wife leaves you for another woman ,after cheating with your best friend and his dog . Who you going call ? Ghost Busters .
See its easy :D
Sorry guys did n't mean to sound like a know it all , all the good shows or movies today have at lot in common with his ideas .
Greed, jealousy , revenge or incest . you name it .