Women are paying as much as $12,000 to redesign their genitalia

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Women are paying as much as $12,000 to redesign their genitalia

By Suzette Laboy
Associated Press

These days, there's a plastic surgery procedure to renovate and rejuvenate just about anything. Botox for your wrinkles. Collagen for your lips. Silicon for your breasts.


And now women are paying big bucks — as much as $12,000 — to make their privates look and feel like new. The American Society of Plastic Surgeons does not compile data on the procedure, but Dr. Leroy Young, chairman of the group's Emerging Trends Taskforce, said there has been a significant demand because of a "literal explosion of Web sites" about it.
Designer Laser Vaginoplasty allows women to literally design their own vaginas, according to the Designer Laser Vaginal Institute of South Florida.
"Today people are beginning to realize the female genitalia has beauty and has ugliness," says Dr. Cesare A. O. Di Rocco, a gynecologist/obstetrician in the Miami area who has been performing these procedures since 1990. "I'm empowering women."
Of course, not all women find it empowering.
"It's kind of strange. I could understand for bladder control, but cosmetic?" says Elcy Barrios of Miami when asked what she thought about tightening her vagina.
Young, of the plastic surgery taskforce, said he's concerned that women seeking labial reduction are comparing themselves to what they see in Playboy — with no good sense of what their anatomy is supposed to look like.
"At first we thought this was a nonissue," Young said. "Not many people wanted or needed it. I think we were wrong about it."
He finds tightening surgeries ethically problematic: "That's usually a woman doing something that has not as much of a benefit for her as for the husband."
Risks for the surgery include bleeding, infection and a bad reaction to anesthesia, said Dr. Edward Jacobson, a gynecologist who practices in Greenwich, Conn., and consults in London.
"Specific for this surgery, clearly the concern is either being made too tight or — even worse — not being made tight enough," Jacobson said. "There's always potential damage to the adjacent organs," including the bladder and rectum.
If there are no complications, the operation, which takes about an hour or so, is practically bloodless and leaves only minor discomfort.
After six weeks, the patient can become sexually active again.
Women who have gone under the knife swear by the vaginal makeover.
"It looks like you're 16 again," says Sonia Valdez of Miami. The 36-year-old mother of two told Rocco that she "just wanted to change it."Valdez, who had her vaginal rejuvenation surgery done last February at a cost of about $8,000, describes it as a "trim" and "fix."
Cristina D'Agostino, a 22-year-old waitress, went to Rocco to have vaginal-repair surgery after giving birth to her daughter. Now, she says, "it's tighter and more supportive. Muscles work a little bit better."

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pussy is pussy :/

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chop that roast beef down

:mellow: that guy's messed, and not all pussy is the same. :dry:

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:mellow: that guy's messed, and not all pussy is the same. :dry:

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From dusk till dawn lol

nemo, you've got a contender to your easiest to rod position:mellow:

o rly?

nice rod attempt:schnauz:

I guess I'll stay as nemo. :huh:

\o/

Women must be getting this surgery if their husbands have small dicks or something.

I mean I could understand her doing it if her twat is so big that you have to drive a truck through it to satisfy her but come the fuck on.:ermm:

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:mellow: that guy's messed, and not all pussy is the same. :dry:

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Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!


From dusk till dawn lol

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if you can find cheaper pussy, fuck it

Hey fellows look at the name of the author , Suzy Ladyboy ? That should tell us something . Oh I like my women natural ,hairy , warts and all . :blushing:

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Hey fellows look at the name of the author , Suzy Ladyboy ? That should tell us something . Oh I like my women natural ,hairy , warts and all . :blushing:

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Well women do tighten their twats. I saw that on Berman & Berman.

This lady had a baby and when she coughed she would piss herself.

Her twat was big enough that her husband went on camera saying that he didn't "feel" like he was pleasing her and that he didn't feel like a man.

Basically he was a pen clanking around the cookie jar opening.:lol: :lol:

Either way she was getting her twat tightened. At least her reason was 'cause of child birth and her husband had a small dick and not just because her husband had a small dick.:ermm:

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Sometimes I am so glad I had a cesarean.

It was on "Cosmetic Surgery Live" on Channel 5 in the UK last year. They showed one of these operations taking place, amongst other unsavoury operations, all hosted by Vanessa Feltz.

Anyway, I don't think this lady quite got what she expected. :dabs:

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Designer Vaginas. For Ladies with Real Class.

Perhaps I could get mine diamond-encrusted....

Sure, continue pretending you're not manker. :dry:

Righty-ho Maureen...

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Designer Vaginas. For Ladies with Real Class.

Perhaps I could get mine diamond-encrusted....

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Any encrustment down below is best avoided I think. :dabs:

no, rly.

I suppose diamonds do present a teeth-chipping risk.

Got alot of teeth down there have you? :blink:

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I suppose diamonds do present a teeth-chipping risk.

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Morning, Blyth ... yeah, I was worried about the teeth side of things too :unsure:

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I suppose diamonds do present a teeth-chipping risk.

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Morning, Blyth ... yeah, I was worried about the teeth side of things too :unsure:

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Not a problem for some men.....:ermm:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

edit: they're even marked down 37%

Do they do Burberry motifs and hoop rings, I wonder?


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nvm

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Do they do Burberry motifs and hoop rings, I hope?

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Knew I was classier than you. Diamonds>Burberry Maureen. Don't let that doorstep saleman fool you again.

Like you can afford diamonds, biotch. :dry:

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Like you can afford diamonds, biotch. :dry:

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Like you can afford burburry, Maureen. :dry:

There is definitely some sexual tension between these two. :shifty:

this is so 3 years ago


I remember watching a program about it on Channel 4 called Designer Vagina in 2002.

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this is so 3 years ago


I remember watching a program about it on Channel 4 called Designer Vagina in 2002.

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Me too :D

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this is so 3 years ago




I remember watching a program about it on Channel 4 called Designer Vagina in 2002.

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I wouldn't fcuk the 2002 models with your willy, mate. Ewwwwww.
Those vaginas used the old cawknballz operating system. The new ones have a supercooled sink fan, ballbearings, and a high tension pentium based flux capacitor which leaves those old vaginas prolapsing to the floor.

This ain't your mother's vagina:naughty:

Fine until the fan sinks and the bearings start knocking against ya balls......all that flux leads to over capacity then you would certainly not be fucked.....like screwing a clowns pocket aparently.

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There is definitely some sexual tension between these two. :shifty:

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like screwing a clowns pocket aparently.

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Now that's hawt. Breast pocket, no doubt.:w00t:


:blushing: bad thoughts:blushing:

rly. :dry: