My grandfather lost his tongue during the second World war.
We could never get him to talk about it.
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My grandfather lost his tongue during the second World war.
We could never get him to talk about it.
:cringe:
Hoi, that's a quality pish joke.
No argument there.
What did Nixon say after Watergate?
Dam!
-doobs
Why did the viper viper nose?
Cos the adder adder handkerchief.
The above should've read didn't instead of did. Fuck sake, I can't even get a pish joke right. I'll try again, shall I?
What do elves do after school?
Gnomework.
Why can't penguins fly?
Because the can't afford the tickets.
Why polar bears eat penguins.
Because they can't get the wrappers off.
Where does Sadaam Hussein keep his CDs?
In a-raq.
Why did Hitler killhimself?
He got the gas bill.
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.