Re: George W. Bush's Resume
Re: George W. Bush's Resume
Re: George W. Bush's Resume
Cool read, I learned some stuff:01:
Re: George W. Bush's Resume
Now i wanna see Kerry accomplish that in four years............:01:
Btw it seems Kerry's resume was stolen by the CIA.:(
They are still trying to find out what all those difficult words mean.:blink:
YoBiasWithAreason
To be honest: i found several "humorous" kerry resume's on rightwing sites,
but i like bushbashing way moore....................hihi.
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Then there's Kerry's resume...lol There both bad choices...But I would go for Kerry b4 bush... :unsure:
JOB APPLICATION NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCE:
7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth
multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut
every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of
Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby
endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam
(four months).
MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get
an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as
documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four
months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting
the war,and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed
atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I
threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My
book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows
how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been
there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying
very rich women and running their companies vicariously through them. I
served in Vietnam (four months).
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting
record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have
consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against their
budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I
voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I
voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no
plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I
am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months). I will never catch up. I
make little or no charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any
voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess
of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months). I (we) own 28
manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia,
Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost
of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all
of the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy
and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard. I served in
Vietnam (four months).
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
PERSONAL:
I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a
Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet
The "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel
yacht the "Scarmouche". I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it
reflects our real culture. I own several "Large" SUVs including one
parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting,
inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I
served in Vietnam (four months).
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
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:lol: :lol: Hilarious!!! :lol: :lol:
I love the ..."I served in Vietnam (four months)"...over and over.
Simply hilarious... :lol: :lol:
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qoute from mad tv debate
ok senater kerry let's talk about the irag war
kerry- i thought we were'nt goin to talk about vietnam!!
:lol: :lol:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hippychick
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of Country.
you know, there was a thread on FST where people were arguing about the ethical value of Heinz owning ketchup factories overseas, but i think it got deleted when the forum malf'ed? anyway, i bumped into this article and wondered if anyone had bothered to bring up the point that the Kerrys don't actually own Heinz or any Heinz factories.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/heinz.asp
AH, NOSTALGIA.
Re: George W. Bush's Resume
The george bush one is good, but the John Carrey one is halarious