I lost mine on the back seat of a bus in Sheffield. :huh:
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I lost mine on the back seat of a bus in Sheffield. :huh:
A monkey stole mine in Fife.
i suppose he stole my chocolate pennies too?
strapped it to a rocket :dabs:
It slipped out on its own never to be seen again
Sound advice... If only I'd known that earlier :frusty:
I've always had the benefit of multi-coloured dildo protectors
Quality :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Now, we've been through this lad, I admit I have failed Darth, him having given me his address and stuff to send them, but I didn't make a promise to you!
unless you count the inhabitance of your cellar.
yes I do, and you stole my toffee crisp from manker.
OK FINE. PM me your address or arrange a seedy pick-up point and I'll send you half a sweety shop. And I'll do darth as well to stop you all bloody whinging. I just keep forgetting.
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
Now, this deserved a quote and a http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5593/eyebrows0qd.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
just put them at the top of the stairs by me cellar
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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
:cry: Do I have to?:cry:
Nah, I'm betting you're ugly
:lol:
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Fuck off yer shiter. I'm not ugly.
Yes, you're beautiful on the inside, I'm sure.
We can't tell by your writing.:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
bastards.
Dont worry, everybodys pretty in their own way, yours is just on the inside.
Blyth writes hawt - have you seen her grammar :o
I'll bet she's like those hawt librarians on Bookwormbitches.com.
Omfg!
That's actually a website and there are hawt (pseudo)librarians on it.
Noice :happy:
Added to favourites.:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Don't pretend you didn't actually know :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
bookmarked btw
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Originally Posted by manker
shhhh! Or I'll have to give you a stern glance over my spectacles.
women shouldn't be allowed to learn to read, and all cookery books should just use simple and clear digrams.
Oh yeah, bookmarked ftw.Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
I really didn't know about it tho' - whoda thunk there would be a site called bookwormbitches - I thought I made it up.
It's like a while ago, I thought I made up the term francophobia (to describe j2k4's apparent problem with the nation). However, it was already a word :huh:
I bought plantains instead of bananas. A friend of mine laughed when I mentioned that my banana was a bit hard. There are no ethnic food shops
where I grew up. He still sings the wrong banana's song at me occasionally.
It may have been a nervous laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by zaphodiv
I'd have thought you were making sexual advances toward me :ermm:
That must have tasted yuk,you're meant to cook plantains before you eat em
Thats where my bannana went!:naughty: :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Photoshopped :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by scott_pd
Nah its easy with practice,just the gag reflex is a bitch:)
speaking from experience?:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2