1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
And now that you've come into my life ...
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I've changed my mind.
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2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life ...
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I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ....
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That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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4. Congratulations on your promotion.
But before you go ....
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Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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5. Someday I hope to marry ...
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Someone other than you.
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6. Happy Birthday !!!!
You look great for your age ....
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Almost life like !!!
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7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me ...
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Now that we've broken up, I think it's time for you to keep your word !!!
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8. We've been friends for a very long time ...
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What do you say we stop now ???
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9. I'm so miserable without you ...
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It's almost like you're still here.
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10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ....
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Did you ever find out who the father was?
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11. You are such a good friend.
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket ........
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I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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12. Happy Birthday to my Uncle, Dad, Brother, Cousin.
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and West Virginia)
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13. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder ......
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What was I thinking ???????????
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14. Congratulations on your wedding day ........
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It's a shame no one likes your husband.
