Waffles?

I've got kitchen table and a big ole' bear-shaped bottle of honey, but I'm missing those honeycombed slabs of delicious starch. I'd be much obliged if somebody could help a man get his breakfast on.

I used to be a regular bacon man, if you know what I mean, but the police stole the pig.

If you want ratios or speed tests, I can do it. I just need me a delicious breakfast.

Thank you for your consideration.

Hungry in Japan,
Jack

hehe nice request :P always good to be different :whistling

looks like you u'll be hungry a little more cos invites and disabled at the moment...

Ping!

I'm still hungry after all these months. The family's starving. The wife and kids want to just drink the syrup. I told them, "no, that's not how it's done. " Form is important. Syrup goes on waffles, not in mouths. We are not barbarians. Oh breakfast! Oh bacon! Of waffles! Can'st anyone deliver me?

Very nice and unique request. Nicely done! :lol:

Awesome request..never read such kinda thing...