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That is it The Ketchup Lovers Liberation Front will no longer stand for this clear breach of the treaty, so in response we have decided to prove that ketchup is good and who better than Benders old spokes person the bunny to prove it (the bunny is no longer in Benders employment due to it being sexually harassed on a daily basis)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/joan.kr...ny_ketchup.jpg
roflmaopoe!
Rolling on the floor, laughing my @$$ off, pissing on everyone
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!!!! - Bender slaughtered my family
The Kitten talks
http://www.augustacountyspca.freeser...om/kittens.jpg
Well it all started with him posting this picture in his sig, and....then.....
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/think-of-the-kittens.jpeg
Bender would on a regular basis kill many kittens and now tales of "Kitten Killer Bender" are told to scare little kittens into behaving............
An uncomfirmed romour is that Bender thinks anti-ketchup thoughs whilst in the "process" of killing kittens... for this reason kittens everywhere are now in support of the Ketchup Lovers Liberation Front....
stay tuned for more on this ground breaking story
That cat looks like its being chased by two walking meatloafs
Ooooh and tommy sauce kicks ass
You cant eat without it
The former General of the People's Army Against Ketchup On Pasta hereby announces that he got offered a very well-payed job at the K-Lite Board UN a while ago.
Due to accepting this function he is no longer allowed to lead his troops into battle.
Although his life companion named 'Skweeky' still resides in the 'ketchup lovers' camp, she has no influence on the ketchup eating habbits of The General.
The General reserves the right, however, to state his personal opinions in signatures and avatars.
Bender only killed kittens, because the Evil Skweeky forced him to.Quote:
Originally posted by kRAyZZed@16 July 2003 - 13:07
Bender would on a regular basis kill many kittens and now tales of "Kitten Killer Bender" are told to scare little kittens into behaving............
An uncomfirmed romour is that Bender thinks anti-ketchup thoughs whilst in the "process" of killing kittens... for this reason kittens everywhere are now in support of the Ketchup Lovers Liberation Front....
That's why he has those anti ketchup thoughts during the process.
Kittens being KLLF supporters, is complete BS.
It's just that the Ketchup confederation uses the old commie method of brainwashing them while they're still young.
Try putting a bowl of ketchup, and a bowl of bolognese in front of a cat....
I think that proves my point.
Bolognese feeds the world!!!
don't worry bender...THE MAYONAISSE ARMY IS HERE TO HELP YOU!!!
hah we had the mayo and the HP sauce army last time, but was the war called the ketchup, mayo and HP sauce war no, because we eradicated them from the face of this forum...
LONG LIVE KETCHUP