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Originally posted by maxpower@7 May 2003 - 15:15
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want
in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced
him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of
woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you
have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super
computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more
men are riding my invention than yours."
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