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Maybe we could hire him out as one of those Indian snake bewitchers?
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Laundry rack? It can be one of those novelty gifts.
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I've got it! We give him the clap and a yellow jacket and he can be a lollipop man :devil:
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Fishing rod maybe :snooty:
We don't deal in inferior goods I'll have you know
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It's quite thin and pliable then? :unsure:
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Skweeky
Fishing rod maybe :snooty:
We don't deal in inferior goods I'll have you know
Ohhhh there's an idea! We could hire him out to Spanish fishermen and they could attach a net to the peen and use it for drag-netting. Or perhaps the Nips could use him for harpooning whales (when he's not busy doing that of a Friday night :shifty:).
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He's close enough to Brighton to send him there some nights, with the odd weekend in Plymouth when the navy's in... :unsure:
How come every thread has been reduced to Mulders tackle?
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You've obviously never seen it.