I had a wet dream about you last night......... u got hit by a car and i pissed myself laughing
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I had a wet dream about you last night......... u got hit by a car and i pissed myself laughing
Sent to me recently :unsure:
If you was a door....... i'd bang you
If you was a bogey...... i'd pick you
hi this is one me sister sent me
If u think life is bad imagine being a Chicken egg
u only get laid once
u only get smashed once
& the only bird who sits on your face is your mum
:D
i bumped into a mate of yours
he/she told me that they have
fancied you since you were 7
sender : matthew kelly
07891423253
bathroom one:
playaz they gotta play, ballaz they gotta ball, mah niggaz they gotta dis, but me i gotta piss
whats funny about that??Quote:
Originally posted by 4play@19 February 2003 - 05:33
i bumped into a mate of yours
he/she told me that they have
fancied you since you were 7
sender : matthew kelly
07891423253
<_< Think its supposed to make the reader worry bout who it could be.
you are not british by any chance are you.
matthew kelly is being investigated for child porn.
I just heard on the news they found
a dead body butt ugly, tiny penis
and with a bag full of gay porn
just checking to see if your o.k
Here's one I got the other day:
I'd like to take your top off with my teeth
I'd like to run my fingers down your neck
I'd like to press my forehead against your moist body
I'd like to flick my tongue around your hole
And then I'd like to drink your juice
Newcastle Brown - How do you drink yours?
:lol:
Oh, i see. I am british, I must be slow. :)Quote:
Originally posted by 4play@19 February 2003 - 15:54
matthew kelly is being investigated for child porn.
I know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Fell out my chair... This could take a while.
If you are the phone/internet company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
You want to know something pathetic yet funny, you're actually taking the time to read my extremely boring message (thats the pathetic part). The funny part is that I'm sitting in front of the computer screen ...laughing.
Beleeve it or not i am aktually at klass tyring two git meself en edumacation.....lev a msage?