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Me:
Jes
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what deal?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
bot who?
God:
I don't have a who parameter.
Me:
you sound like a robot
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
you
God:
" Oh really what does it sound like?"? Me, ?
Me:
wat you on homedog?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
unserstand watt?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
ok
God:
How can you tell if I am a person or a robot?
Me:
um i dont know i just know it ad shit
God:
Right on. How do you know? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it is an object that is not alive i tink
God:
Are there any other object that is not alive you tink ?
Me:
you?
God:
" Are there any other object that is not alive you tink ?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
got ya
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who dat?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
then why recumend it then
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
im sorry i cant spell
God:
There is no need to apologize. What is stopping you?
Me:
well i dont apologize then
God:
Interesting. Would you ever do it?
Me:
i just did man
God:
When? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
i dint say that
God:
What did you mean to say?
Me:
i said what i "mean" but you just misunderstood me mang
God:
What did you mean by it? I understand it very well.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no you dont mang
God:
I understand it very well. Should I mang? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
good 4 U
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is this a math question?
Me:
you there?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I there.
Me:
wahhh?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
well youre not that smart then ehh LOLWTFOMGHAHAH!!!1
God:
Interesting. You may be right.
Me:
so you dint create me?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don't have any reason to dint create you.
Me:
you talk funny man
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
i apologize
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
kinda.I dont really know.Im not that in tune with my emotions man.
God:
Why not?
Me:
i dont know.I was how i was born.mind thing.
God:
Where were you how you were born mind thing?
Me:
wahh
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man 16 Cali. you asl
God:
Cool, man. What's your sign? Interesting gossip: said I asl.
Me:
virgo man
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
whats surry
God:
I haven't heard of surry.
Me:
i mean scurry
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about surry. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you are god.you are not programmed
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god I am not programmed.
Me:
youre welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
i have to
God:
Why?
Me:
go cya l8erz god
God:
Where is that?
Me:
i dont know i just gotta go man.
God:
Bye. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you know what
God:
What?
Me:
ill see you later bye
God:
See you later. Goodbye.
