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In an airplane that was about to crash were five people, and just four parachutes.
The first passanger steps forward and says:
"I'm Kobe Bryant, the best basketball player in the world, the NBA and all the fans need me. So, I can't die". He grabs a parachute and jumps.
The second passanger is Hillary Clinton who steps forward and says: "I'm the wife of an ex-president, a senator and one day I might run for president. I can't die!". She grabs a parachute and jumps.
The third passanger, George W. Bush steps forward and says: "I'm the president of the US. I have the great responsibility of running a super power. I'm the most daring and brilliant president in history. The american people can't afford to lose me!". He grabs a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passanger is the Pope, who turns to the fifth passanger (a 10 year old girl in a school uniform) and says: "I'm an old and weak man. I don't have much longer to live. As a catholic I shall let you have the last parachute my child."
The little girl smiles and says: "There is no problem. There's still a parachute left for me, and another for you. The most brilliant president in history took my school backpack."
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Oh how I wish that situation would happen in reality! :D
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HAHAHAHHA that shyt was funny
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Lame...
This is a rip from a blonde joke
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Blonde...George W. Bush...what's the difference? ;)
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On a similar vein:
George Michael and Gary Glitter are on a plane with two hundred schoolkids.
The pilot unfortunately dies of a heart attack, leaving them all doomed to crash.
George and Gary look around for parachutes, but can only find two.
George says "Come on, let's go use these parachutes - may as well save our skins".
Gary replies "What about the kids!"
George snorts "Fuck the kids!"
Gary's eyes light up, then he frowns and says:
"Do you think we have time?"
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lol seen lots of versions of that particular joke.
