i've heard that if you have big nostrils, it means you are starved of sex. <_<
is that true? :)
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i've heard that if you have big nostrils, it means you are starved of sex. <_<
is that true? :)
no
U might get starved of sex BECAUSE you have large nostrils tho :P
thats like saying............"Monkeys fly when they are not being looked at.."
completly untrue lol, or how do we know......
I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)
Really?Quote:
Originally posted by j2k4@26 May 2003 - 21:28
I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)
For those of us less worldly...please elucidate, j2.
That's why I got the internet: learn new ( useful ) stuff everyday! :lol: Now, to further my education: how do you do that?Quote:
Originally posted by j2k4@27 May 2003 - 04:28
I have heard that, in certain circles, large nasal orifices have a sexual function. ;)
It, ah, has something (apparently) to do with, er, ahh......penetration?
I guess it's called "rhinocoitus" and was first observed in certain ape populations in the Lake Tanganyika region of East Africa by Ms. Monkey herself, Jane Goodall.
Now please, guys-that's ALL I know. :D
Liar!Quote:
Originally posted by j2k4@27 May 2003 - 07:22
Now please, guys-that's ALL I know. :D
Your encyclopedic knowledge of sexual perversity is legendary from one end of the 'net to the other.
Now fess up!
Yes, j2......this sounds real interesting.....tell us please? LOL!!!
Alas, it is with great regret I report I have unaccountably forgotten everything I ever knew about apes, Jane Goodall, the Lake Tanganyika region of East Africa, or nasal penetration (for sexual purposes). :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by Clevertoes@25 June 2003 - 20:39
Yes, j2......this sounds real interesting.....tell us please? LOL!!!
More's the pity! :(
Nasal penetration...........apes........East Africa........Jane Goodall......you suppose there is a higher incidence of sinus infection involved?????? LOL!!!
That would seem a distinct likelihood, yes.Quote:
Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 13:06
Nasal penetration...........apes........East Africa........Jane Goodall......you suppose there is a higher incidence of sinus infection involved?????? LOL!!!
The vets are even now devising a test to determine what is snot and what is...not. ;)
Okay...j2......but if it is not snot......what? :D
Why, the other, of course. B)Quote:
Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 13:53
Okay...j2......but if it is not snot......what? :D
Uhm....on second thought.....I don't think I really want you to answer that question..... LOL!!! We will just go on thinking if it isn't snot, it must be like nicotine burns from holding the cigarette in your nostrils during sex. I am sure that is how this whole question came up. Someone was having sex, their nose hairs caught on fire, this enlarged their nostrils, and not only that....they didn't get to finish what they started (the sex, not the fire) and so now you have a person with enlarged nostrils that is sex starved..........(was that good or what???) LOL!!!
I'm not positive, but I suspect you have captured the essence of the, uh, simian compulsion. :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 14:07
Uhm....on second thought.....I don't think I really want you to answer that question..... LOL!!! We will just go on thinking if it isn't snot, it must be like nicotine burns from holding the cigarette in your nostrils during sex. I am sure that is how this whole question came up. Someone was having sex, their nose hairs caught on fire, this enlarged their nostrils, and not only that....they didn't get to finish what they started (the sex, not the fire) and so now you have a person with enlarged nostrils that is sex starved..........(was that good or what???) LOL!!!
With normal size nostrils, no less. ;-) With only a small amount of snot and no 'what' in them, I will add. ;-)
Just so-Quote:
Originally posted by Clevertoes@27 June 2003 - 09:55
With normal size nostrils, no less. ;-) With only a small amount of snot and no 'what' in them, I will add. ;-)
I commend you, and your powers both deductive and comedic. :D
Your starved of sex when everytime u see a hot lady, you are allready pokeing them with your erection. :lol: :lol:
And therefore you have big nostrils, due to the increased need for oxygen vis a vis the bloodflow/erection requirements. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfmight@27 June 2003 - 10:11
Your starved of sex when everytime u see a hot lady, you are allready pokeing them with your erection. :lol: :lol:
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?Quote:
Originally posted by Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh:
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?Quote:
Originally posted by j2k4+2 July 2003 - 19:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 2 July 2003 - 19:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh: [/b][/quote]
Not really just was wondering if that joke,was created from that subject in general.
Not really just was wondering if that joke,was created from that subject in general. [/b][/quote]Quote:
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Originally posted by j2k4@2 July 2003 - 19:35
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@2 July 2003 - 05:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.
Do you cast aspersions on all hookers, sir?
Or just the ones who are nasally-gifted? :huh:
Of that I cannot be sure, although I suppose it only smart to acknowledge the possibility, yes? :)
J2...can you believe it was Hypo that started this thread??? I can't.
Uhm.....er..... :blink: :unsure: :"> bump,,,,,,,
I concur, 'Rose.Quote:
Originally posted by Everose@6 December 2003 - 17:08
Uhm.....er..... :blink: :unsure: :"> bump,,,,,,,
*BUMP* ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Twigboy@2 July 2003 - 10:50
Is that where that joke came from?
What you call a hooker with a runny nose,overflow.