October 1st? Time to take out the Christmas lights...
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October 1st? Time to take out the Christmas lights...
You don't leave your lights up? Heathen. :dry:
That would normally be the most logical thing to do, but there's some sort of soccer tournament this year... you Yanks wouldn't understand.
Isn't that the thing you foreigners are obsessed with where everyone falls on the ground like humpty dumpty while spectators push down the goal posts and light the arena on fire? :unsure:
So what's the plan for the Christmas lights? I assume it has something to do with kidnapping the other team's most overly dramatic player.
Qatar is a massive abuser of human rights so for that fact and because soccer is as exciting as baseball, I shall be boycotting The Super Cup and watching the Rollerball playoffs again this year.
Hopefully someone will the have the good sense to turn The Raid: Redemption into a sport sometime in the future.
I can see South Korea creating a Raid:Redemption arena with uber violence, perhaps pitting rivals against each other in battles to the death because Korea...
After a couple seasons, there will be a US spinoff in which opponents will battle each other in inflatable ninja suits and later hit each other (not on the headgear, of course) with padded swords until someone gets winded.
Also both the IOC and FIFA are corrupt as fuck so there's that.