A Husband & Wife...

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded
to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where
his wife's bottom was. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that
night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?"
he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie?

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