Celebs for hire ...

No, not Baz and Jonno, real celebs!

These are prices charged for these 'celebs' to turn up at your party and 'mingle', for this money they should be turning up and fucking everyone!

$1 million and above

Jessica Simpson

Justin Timberlake

Faith Hill

Rod Stewart

Barry Bonds

Alex Rodriguez

Aerosmith

$500,000-$999,999

Beyonce

50 Cent

$101,000-$500,000

Teri Hatcher

Eva Longoria

Halle Berry

Sean "Diddy" Combs

Paris Hilton

Joe Montana

Bill Clinton

Dr. Phil

$50,000-$100,000

Dana Carvey

Jeremy Piven

William Shatner

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas

$25,000-$49,999

Dave Navarro

Mario Lopez ("Dancing with the Stars")

$10,000-24,999

Tera Patrick

Cindy Margolis

$5,000-$9,999

Efren "Pedro" Ramirez ("Napoleon Dynamite")

Linda Blair ("The Excorcist")

Jamie "Klinger" Farr ("M*A*S*H")

Jerry Mathers ("Leave It to Beaver")

$2,500-$4.999

Anson "Potsie" Williams ("Happy Days")

William Hung ("American Idol")

Eddie Haskell ("Leave It to Beaver")

$500-$1,000

"Deal or No Deal" girls

Maxim magazine models

Mate, can u find our how much Jessica Alba costs?

I'm taking the 1000 Maxim models for the price of 1 Paris Hilton.

:shuriken:

<3 jessica alba

Jessica Simpson :wub:

Milla Jovovich, Gruesomely awesome!
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/myspac..._jovovich1.jpg

Just found her request form http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/html//...s/eyebrows.gif
Milla is a spokesmodel for L'Oreal and in the new Resident Evil: Extinction.
Milla Jovovich.... most expensive, 'Because I'm Worth It'