[REQ] Waffles (Account)

hello all... i'm in need of a waffles account (because i know invites are closed-.-) i don't like to trade unless i have to, so if anyone wants to be generous and just pm me one i'd <3 you forever... but how do i know thats not going to happen?:shifty:

im offering:
torrentbytes (6 gb buffer)
thedvdclub (6 gb buffer)
2 stmusic invites
libbles account (never been used)
scc account (good ratio, upload off of freeleech, no download)
torrent-damage invite
torrent-damage account (2.0 ratio, only partial seeded one rar)
funfile account (with 2gb buffer)
bitseduce account (never be used)
metal.iplay account (with over 2 ratio, under 1gb uploaded)
fileporn (power user, 12.5gb buffer)
and maybe newsgroups access :happy:

pm me with offers
(i know it's not much, but you can take a combination if you want:P)