You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

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02-22-2006, 05:45 AM
S!X

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

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Originally Posted by Seedler

She's a fucking slut/whore so why the fuck would anyone choose $2 mil over some fucking herpified biatch?

Since when has she been a slut :cry: :ermm: :frusty:
02-22-2006, 01:45 PM
ziggyjuarez

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

Jessica alba for sure.
02-22-2006, 02:10 PM
Barbarossa

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

I would take the two million dollars and use it to have myself plastically surgered to look like Jessica Alba, then I would have 5 nights of hot sex with myself. :dabs:
02-22-2006, 02:21 PM
Busyman

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

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Originally Posted by zapjb

The $2 million. Obviously choices are influenced experience & age. If I was 17 yrs old again, I'd choose Jessica.

Then I also think folks choices have to do with age AND culture.

Where I grew up, we knew the value of the dollar verrrry early. We also knew that pussy was everywhere.

Some of these "serious" responses are a wake up call to how young folks are irresponsible with money.

I guess this can turned around a bit to make sense for those (in my eyes) that don't make sense......

If any of you had 2 million dollars, would you pay it all to fuck Jessica Alba?
02-22-2006, 07:49 PM
Cheese

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

5 nights of hot sex with Jessica Alba.

I'd do it at my Home Park (Plymouth Argyle's ground) and sell tickets at £100 a head.

(£100 x 20,000) x 5 = £10,000,000

The DVD sales would more than make up for any money lost to overheads and taxes, in fact the DVD would probably end up being more profitable.
02-22-2006, 08:48 PM
zapjb

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

I just have a recollection of how out of my mind lust wise when I was 17. In reality who knows. Give me a time machine & then I could give a definitive answer.
02-22-2006, 10:07 PM
Wolfmight

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

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Originally Posted by Cheese

5 nights of hot sex with Jessica Alba.

I'd do it at my Home Park (Plymouth Argyle's ground) and sell tickets at £100 a head.

(£100 x 20,000) x 5 = £10,000,000

The DVD sales would more than make up for any money lost to overheads and taxes, in fact the DVD would probably end up being more profitable.

:w00t: Aha! You my friend...are the only one to figure it out!

a sex tape would make "more" than 2 mil.

now here's Jessica Alba...hypnotized to follow your every command. :naughty:
02-23-2006, 02:22 AM
Busyman

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

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Originally Posted by Wolfmight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

5 nights of hot sex with Jessica Alba.

I'd do it at my Home Park (Plymouth Argyle's ground) and sell tickets at £100 a head.

(£100 x 20,000) x 5 = £10,000,000

The DVD sales would more than make up for any money lost to overheads and taxes, in fact the DVD would probably end up being more profitable.

:w00t: Aha! You my friend...are the only one to figure it out!

a sex tape would make "more" than 2 mil.

now here's Jessica Alba...hypnotized to follow your every command. :naughty:

Nope.

1 internet copy = unlimited copies

You're on a filesharing forum. Come on guys.:ermm:
02-23-2006, 02:47 AM
Wolfmight

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfmight

:w00t: Aha! You my friend...are the only one to figure it out!

a sex tape would make "more" than 2 mil.

now here's Jessica Alba...hypnotized to follow your every command. :naughty:

Nope.

1 internet copy = unlimited copies

You're on a filesharing forum. Come on guys.:ermm:

Yea, but there would still be atleast a million non-p2p users (hate computers) that would just buy the DVD. That my friend smells like CASH! :shifty:

Yes...80%-90% of the copies would be pirated, but 10-20% would still be sold....too ALOT of people cause Jessica Alba is famous. It'd be a top-10'r on the popularity charts.

The current population in the US is 295,734,134...now 1,000,000 are gonna BUY that DVD.
pop source: http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/.../2119rank.html

I didn't know India was so populated...wow, learned something.

p.s.
LOL, Pitcairn Islands!!! Population? FO-FIVE!!!! LMAO! Neighborhood'd Country NIGGA!

man, one more edit...
Japan's pop is higher than South Africa!
O' Rly?............

Ya Rly!..........

No Wai.............
02-23-2006, 02:53 AM
Busyman

Re: You win a contest...now which prize do you choose?

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Originally Posted by Wolfmight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Nope.

1 internet copy = unlimited copies

You're on a filesharing forum. Come on guys.:ermm:

Yea, but there would still be atleast a million non-p2p users (hate computers) that would just buy the DVD. That my friend smells like CASH! :shifty:

Yes...80%-90% of the copies would be pirated, but 10-20% would still be sold....too ALOT of people cause Jessica Alba is famous. It'd be a top-10'r on the popularity charts.

The current population in the US is 295,734,134...now 1,000,000 are gonna BUY that DVD.
pop source: http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/.../2119rank.html

I didn't know India was so populated...wow, learned something.

Oh you are talking about selling legit copies.

Wouldn't happen. Jessica wouldn't agree to it. An indecent proposal is qute different from tirning porn star. Especially when she has nothing but more fame and money to make staying a regular actress. Her porn career would relugate her to doing...more porn. She'd be a fallen star.

You didn't not stipulate that she would even agree to be recorded.

You would be selling pirated copies and you wouldn't get far.

Now would you still pay 2 million for a hoe? :blink:

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