i can remember when i had to do my first confession. I was with my sister, we were sat at the back. their was about 15 old people and a preist scattered around the church and it was dead quiet. then i asked my five year old sister something completly innocent like to budge up the bench or telling her when you kneel down. Then she screamed as loud as she could "BLOODY HELL DAVID, BLOODY HELL" making sure she pronounced it all perfectly. maybe we should have exorcised her.