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Although, given recent preference in porn, I might also need to involve a squid, a horse, a lot of rope, some orcs, some clowns, a rope, and a shark.
And maybe a small crowd of children to cheer me on.
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I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
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....I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
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I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
What the fuck. Laboured?
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I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
What the fuck. Laboured?
why else would you need cheerleaders.
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Maybe I just hate children.
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My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.
I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.
Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.
It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.
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watching some snl. it's pretty lowbrow merkin stuff, but I'm getting used to it.
Also, Zooey Deschanel is in it. I still would.
The one with Zooey as a host was an awful episode if I remember, it was disappoint.