Last one to post wins the internets

Besides that not making any sense, what if said flute was submerged in water and the clarinet wasn't?

Kinda changes things doesn't it? I mean scientifically, as both are equally not funny.

Why fishes hates tennis?
They are afraid of the net.

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Originally Posted by dion09529

What is the difference between flute and clarinet?
The clarinet takes longer to burn.

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Maybe one takes longer to heat up:unsure:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Miss Internet is either a gateway to porn, or a porn industry award. It's always nice to see a pretty young girl reach her dreams.

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Actually qualifies you to become Miss Germany Dickhead;)

I guess you didn't read the link:)

But i bet you Idol glanced at it, saw where it was from and considered it Fake News:happy:

I glanced at it,saw little possibility of there being boobs and then and only then dismissed it. :)

Btw dion just PMed me that dismissed is something Meg just did to that Jewish beauty pageant contestant.

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Why fishes hates tennis?
They are afraid of the net.

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I don't get it.

There's more things you don't get it than you do. :happy:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Btw dion just PMed me that dismissed is something Meg just did to that Jewish beauty pageant contestant.

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Not sure how to reply, other than maybe you were right and Meg is into tattooed Nazi square head chicks:idunno:
Or maybe she looks a little bit too old for him:unsure:

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Originally Posted by dion09529

There's more things you don't get it than you do. :happy:

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I got it:happy:, and it was not bad for light humor ;)

And for the more things you get Dion, as long as doctors visits and getting needles are not involved?? Great:)

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There's more things you don't get it than you do. :happy:

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Maybe if you hit yourself in the face with a pie when you told it. Maybe that would help.