Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

After reading that I'm thinking that if a book entitled "Love Poems for Accountants" exists, it must be heady stuff indeed.

"How do I love thee? Let me count your T4as."

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I can set your mind at rest, there.
Accountants don't have any poets within their midst. We're too robust and manly a species for that kind of guff.

The only known verse with an accountant as its subject was written by a fey Plymouthian poet.
I personally visited said poet, drank 12 beers with him and his misssus, and then beat him at arm wrestling. He hasn't written any since :smilie4:

True Story.

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I'm betting she had 6, he had 4 and you had 2.

You also knecked a case of babycham* though.

*My internet has suggested that I may have intended to write Cocachamba there. I can only assume there are merkins involved.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Devolution :idunno:

Do you get free prescriptions though?

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And tertiary education.

Which is kind of why it would be churlish of me to complain about a few hundreds of taxes a year.

Once the wean has finished uni I will be appalled at the iniquity of it all.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Spunked £95 on a filling this morning, fucking NHS - thanks a lot Obama! <_<

My dentist is a hawt little Spanish burd though and always manages to rub her tits in my hair and upper face area :mushy:

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Scotch Prices



Examination no charge
Two small X-rays £4.76
Simple gum treatment(scale & polish) £10.88
Small amalgam (silver) filing £7.40
Large amalgam (silver) filing £19.00
Root canal treatment (front tooth) £40.00
Simple extraction (one tooth) £6.84

Easy to drop the prices when there's not much of a canvas on 99% of their patients :rod:

:glag:

I suppose with the amount of filling stuff they are buying then they will get a great bulk discount.

On a plus side, if someone here got every one of the things on that list they would still be charged less than your filling and still have enough left for a Haggis Supper, a pickled egg and a bottle of Irn Bru.

Mine was £95 because I went for a fancy white one to match the other 6 I've had done :ghey:

I got a white one done recently, only because it was a front tooth like, I'm not a fancy-dan or owt.

£14.40 if I remember correctly.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

My dentist is a hawt little Spanish burd though and always manages to rub her tits in my hair and upper face area :mushy:

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Say goodbye to her since those damn furreners will clearly all get deported after Brexit, no?

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Originally Posted by Caballero

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

My dentist is a hawt little Spanish burd though and always manages to rub her tits in my hair and upper face area :mushy:

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Say goodbye to her since those damn furreners will clearly all get deported after Brexit, no?

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Not the hawt ones with skills we need in this country.

They will be fine.